So the Skins went 2-6 yesterday which was terrible to watch to say the least. To see all my boys go out there and play like they don't even care is really gut-wrenching. Wathing missed tackles, blown coverage, dropped passes, and terrible blocking has become standard pieces of watching any Skins game.
In a few months after the season is offically over is when it will get interesting. Soon the NFL will announce an uncapped year for the 2010 season. What this means is that teams will be able to pay their players whatever they want for that year and cut players without having that number count against the cap. I used to get really mad about players like Terrell Owens, Anquan Boldin, and Warren Sapp when they would say they "outperformed their contract." Bottom line is this. If you can get cut for not performing, you should be able to demand a raise for overperforming.
You think Dan Snyder isn't licking his chops waiting for this announcement? Say goodbye to Jason Campbell, Clinton Portis, Randy Thomas, Stephon Heyer, Cornelius Griffin, and Laron Landry just to name a few. Not to mention the coaching staff. You notice how much Fox was showing Zorn yesterday in the first half? They were showing him more then Jack Nicholson at a Laker's game. Every bad play in the first half they showed Zorn, almost to say "is this the play that causes him to walk off the field?" So terrible.
It should make for a great soap opera. You all see who the best free agent quarterback on the market is? It's Jason Campbell. Not even kidding. It's going to be a long 3 years before we can do anything.
Monday, November 9, 2009
Friday, November 6, 2009
Athletes and Celebrities I HATE
Good morning everyone. Happy Friday, today I wanted to go over a list of athletes and celebrities I really, really, really hate. It could be for several reasons why I hate them, they might have hurt one of my favorite players, they might have been really close to signing with one of my favorite teams and gone somewhere else last minute, they have cost me a ton of money on a game, or they might just flat out be a douche. I think I might just feature a handful of people/teams/movies every Friday. There is just too much hatred for just one blog.
Shaquille O'Neal
Is it just me or is that every time I hear him speak, I feel like I get just a little dumber? plus he thinks he is really funnny. What he doesn't get though is that people are laughing at him not with him. Shaq also broke locker room code when he came out and outed fellow teammate Kobe Bryant about his infidelity. Shaq got what he deserved because his wife left him and he writes a big fat check to her every month. Bottom line: I hope Shaq fails miserably in Cleveland and Lebron goes to a bigger market team like the Knicks.
Brett Favre
Do I even really need to get into this one? Don't get me wrong, I have seen Favre win some good games, but the guy has ZERO class. The guy comes out and says he is addicted to painkillers (the NFL is a painful job and you aren't the only one, wanna trade paychecks?), He talks about retirement every year and then ends up playing last minute. He is done this every year since 2002. The Packers used a first round pick on Aaron Rodgers who would have been a star in this league a long time ago had he he not had to wait behind Favre for so long. The worst part is everyone seemed to care about his "will he or won't he retire to talk." I couldn't watch ESPN for more then 5 minutes without seeing a piece on "the latest about Brett Favre." Nothing makes me happier in this life then watching Brett Favre do something to lose the game for his team. The back to back interception and fumble 2 weeks ago against the Steelers was hilarious. Stop playing Brett please.
Dane Cook
Ok, so I want to know.....who told this guy he was funny? This guy is such a no talent hack yet teenage girls love him so he sells out Madison Square Garden 2 nights in a row. I think I would rather stick needles in my crotch then ever watch his stand-up in person.
"Do you ever notice when you are having sex with a girl and you start talking in 'ol English?"
Um. No Dane, no I haven't.
The true mark of a good stand up comedian is whether you can listen to his stand up without any visual and still laugh. Dane, walks up and down the stage for an hour making pathetic observations that no one gets but still gets girls to laugh because he is a good looking dude.
If you want to see/hear some real stand up you need to check out the greats like Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, and Dennis Leary. Those guys always seem to make me laugh.
I once went on a work trip to Pittsburgh to see the Caps vs. Pens and Dane was staying in the same hotel as us. Needless to say after we lost, I went on an alcohol/stripper fueled tyraid and waited in the hotel lobby for 15 minutes waiting for Dane Cook's arrival. Wasn't sure what I was going to do if I saw him, but it wouldn't have been good for him. I mean even his own brother stole him from. Bottom Line: Dane Cook sucks.
Tonight you can catch me at Kilroys for Brett's Mom's bday party then heading to Blackfinn in DC and/or Arlington. Hit me up if you want to come. Until then.
"May all your cards be live, your dice roll true, and let every dealer show you a '6' and pull 'monkey, monkey for you."
Rob
Shaquille O'Neal
Is it just me or is that every time I hear him speak, I feel like I get just a little dumber? plus he thinks he is really funnny. What he doesn't get though is that people are laughing at him not with him. Shaq also broke locker room code when he came out and outed fellow teammate Kobe Bryant about his infidelity. Shaq got what he deserved because his wife left him and he writes a big fat check to her every month. Bottom line: I hope Shaq fails miserably in Cleveland and Lebron goes to a bigger market team like the Knicks.
Brett Favre
Do I even really need to get into this one? Don't get me wrong, I have seen Favre win some good games, but the guy has ZERO class. The guy comes out and says he is addicted to painkillers (the NFL is a painful job and you aren't the only one, wanna trade paychecks?), He talks about retirement every year and then ends up playing last minute. He is done this every year since 2002. The Packers used a first round pick on Aaron Rodgers who would have been a star in this league a long time ago had he he not had to wait behind Favre for so long. The worst part is everyone seemed to care about his "will he or won't he retire to talk." I couldn't watch ESPN for more then 5 minutes without seeing a piece on "the latest about Brett Favre." Nothing makes me happier in this life then watching Brett Favre do something to lose the game for his team. The back to back interception and fumble 2 weeks ago against the Steelers was hilarious. Stop playing Brett please.
Dane Cook
Ok, so I want to know.....who told this guy he was funny? This guy is such a no talent hack yet teenage girls love him so he sells out Madison Square Garden 2 nights in a row. I think I would rather stick needles in my crotch then ever watch his stand-up in person.
"Do you ever notice when you are having sex with a girl and you start talking in 'ol English?"
Um. No Dane, no I haven't.
The true mark of a good stand up comedian is whether you can listen to his stand up without any visual and still laugh. Dane, walks up and down the stage for an hour making pathetic observations that no one gets but still gets girls to laugh because he is a good looking dude.
If you want to see/hear some real stand up you need to check out the greats like Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, and Dennis Leary. Those guys always seem to make me laugh.
I once went on a work trip to Pittsburgh to see the Caps vs. Pens and Dane was staying in the same hotel as us. Needless to say after we lost, I went on an alcohol/stripper fueled tyraid and waited in the hotel lobby for 15 minutes waiting for Dane Cook's arrival. Wasn't sure what I was going to do if I saw him, but it wouldn't have been good for him. I mean even his own brother stole him from. Bottom Line: Dane Cook sucks.
Tonight you can catch me at Kilroys for Brett's Mom's bday party then heading to Blackfinn in DC and/or Arlington. Hit me up if you want to come. Until then.
"May all your cards be live, your dice roll true, and let every dealer show you a '6' and pull 'monkey, monkey for you."
Rob
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Yankees Win It and Why You Root for the Teams you do
So the Yankees took the biggest payroll in sports history and turned it into a world championship. I am far from a Baseball fan, much less a fan of the Yankees and Phillies but it was kind of cool to see the Yanks win *27. I can't figure out how the Yankees can buy a Championship (The Yanks spent $424 million in the offseason between all their big free agent signings) yet the Redskins can't seem to turn their off-season spending into anything. PS. That $424 Million doesn't even include the $1.5 Billion stadium they built either.
Even more impressive then all that was watching Hideki Matsui win MVP. He is the first Japanese born player to win MVP honors in any major sport. "Godzilla" as he is known as gave his MVP speech honor via a translator. You think after being here for 10 years in the Big Apple he might have learned some English? Kind of pathetic and lazy if you ask me.
Let me tell you what really kills me about this series. It really seemed to me via facebook status updates and profile changes that my friends were split 50-50 between being Yankees and Phillies fans. I am calling "shenanigans" on this. If I haven't seen you ever wear a Yankees shirt, known that you were a Yankees fan via past conversations we have had, or seen a facebook status that says "Watching the Yanks" during the regular season then that is just pathetic.
It never ceases to amaze me how and why people root for the teams they do. Studies have shown that people devleop their allegiances to the teams they root for between the ages of 4-7. There are people who instead insist you rememeber that they have been rooting for the Patriots since '92. Sad huh?
I remember a kid on my hall freshman year at VCU said he was a UCLA fan because "my dad went on a business trip there when I was 13 and a client took him to a game and he brought me back a shirt from the game." Something tells me if his Dad's client took him to a Florida Atlantic Basketball game or a Washington St football game he wouldn't be rooting for those teams. Pretty nice coincidence that UCLA is the most succesful college basketball program of all time.
5 years ago when I was bartending in Richmond, VA at Rio Grande Cafe, a guy came into the bar and he claimed his teams as the Detroit Pistons, Pittsburgh Steelers, UNC College Basketball, and the New York Yankees. I stood there and berated the guy and ignored all my other customers. Needless to say I didn't make any money that night and the guy never came back. Good riddance!
Don't get me wrong, we live in a free country and you can root for whichever teams you want but just realize in this free country I have the right to make fun of you for it. :)
Even more impressive then all that was watching Hideki Matsui win MVP. He is the first Japanese born player to win MVP honors in any major sport. "Godzilla" as he is known as gave his MVP speech honor via a translator. You think after being here for 10 years in the Big Apple he might have learned some English? Kind of pathetic and lazy if you ask me.
Let me tell you what really kills me about this series. It really seemed to me via facebook status updates and profile changes that my friends were split 50-50 between being Yankees and Phillies fans. I am calling "shenanigans" on this. If I haven't seen you ever wear a Yankees shirt, known that you were a Yankees fan via past conversations we have had, or seen a facebook status that says "Watching the Yanks" during the regular season then that is just pathetic.
It never ceases to amaze me how and why people root for the teams they do. Studies have shown that people devleop their allegiances to the teams they root for between the ages of 4-7. There are people who instead insist you rememeber that they have been rooting for the Patriots since '92. Sad huh?
I remember a kid on my hall freshman year at VCU said he was a UCLA fan because "my dad went on a business trip there when I was 13 and a client took him to a game and he brought me back a shirt from the game." Something tells me if his Dad's client took him to a Florida Atlantic Basketball game or a Washington St football game he wouldn't be rooting for those teams. Pretty nice coincidence that UCLA is the most succesful college basketball program of all time.
5 years ago when I was bartending in Richmond, VA at Rio Grande Cafe, a guy came into the bar and he claimed his teams as the Detroit Pistons, Pittsburgh Steelers, UNC College Basketball, and the New York Yankees. I stood there and berated the guy and ignored all my other customers. Needless to say I didn't make any money that night and the guy never came back. Good riddance!
Don't get me wrong, we live in a free country and you can root for whichever teams you want but just realize in this free country I have the right to make fun of you for it. :)
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Just got back from Vegas!
So after years of talking about it, I finally decided to go to Vegas. Who were the best/worst people I could go with? Greg, Erms, Clarence, Charlie. As most of you know all of us love sports and we all love to gamble. Elmer said awhile back that he was approved for a 2 week vacation. My response was a no brainer. "So when we going to Vegas?" I said we gotta go Halloween weekend. We ended up heading out Saturday morning and got there at about 10:30 am Vegas time. I had to wake up at 6 am and wasn't feeling too hot considering I was out with Kevin Nolan until 3 am. We picked up a Escalade SUV at the Vegas airport(luxury vehicles are often used as Cabs there) and we drove to the liquor store. All of us bought a bottle with the idea that we would use that to pre-game. We got to our hotel which was in a real sweet location right off the strip called the Flamingo and before we even tried to check in Charlie lost $200 on black, and Clarence started playing poker. We had to leave our bags with the baggage guy because our room wasn't ready and we all decided to grab some lunch. Seeing how we were in Vegas we all decided it would be in our best interest to get a bet in and eat something. Charlie and I took South Carolina and Erms and Greg took the Under in the Air Force game. We both lost. SHIT! haha. Trip gets a little fuzzy after that, but we ended up meeting up with Moh-Diddy, and Denissa who was there with a bunch of her sisters. All in all we had a blast playing Craps together at Planet Hollywood and slept a total of about 10 hours in 3 days. How I am at work right now is beyond me. I will add more about the trip later as i recover. This was my first blog but I will get into more stuff later!
Boats and Hoes,
Rob
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